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Chapter 1: Consequences of a Power Vacuum1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 2: Today Sucked1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 3: Deep Cleaning of the Soul1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 4: Dust Bunnies1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 5: The Light that never was1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 6: In a Vacuum, No One Can Hear You Scream1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 7: The World’s Janitor1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 8: The Vacuum Wanders as the Vacuum Wills1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 9: Taking out the Trash1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 10: Those Who Stare into the Void1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 11: What Looks Back1 year ago · 12 min read
Chapter 12: On the mortality of dirt1 year ago · 12 min read
Chapter 13: Wiping the Floor with You1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 14: I Suck at Reading the Room1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 15: The Purity of the Void1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 16: The Hockey Puck of Doom1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 17: Chasing Perfection1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 18: A Bath of Blood1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 19: A Blank Slate1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 20: An Unblemished Floor1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 21: A Clean Start1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 22: Strait Through the Mud1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 23: Power Washing1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 24: The Magic Eraser1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 25: Meditative Cleaning1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 26: Rolling Down the Red Carpet1 year ago · 12 min read
Chapter 27: Spring Cleaning1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 28: Bristling with Fury1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 29: A Cluttered Mind1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 30: The Pure Spirit1 year ago · 8 min read
Chapter 31: Letting it Soak1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 32: Germophobe1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 33: The Best Disinfectant1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 34: Down and Dirty1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 35: Dusty Old Bones1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 37: Every Body Clean Up1 year ago · 8 min read
Chapter 38: Dust-Up1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 39: Swept Away1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 40: A Dust Trap1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 41: What Lies Between the Starts Sucks1 year ago · 8 min read
Chapter 42: A Pristine Oasis1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 43: Clean UP1 year ago · 13 min read
Chapter 44: The Clean Path1 year ago · 11 min read
Chapter 45: A Brush with Death1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 46: Time to Clean1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 47: Getting Detailed1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 48: Dressing Down1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 49: Dust Devils1 year ago · 9 min read
Chapter 50: Soil Sucking1 year ago · 10 min read
Chapter 51: Of Voids and Vacuums1 year ago · 9 min read