Chapter 285 285: Shido Tawawa War (End)

"For the boy who loves shrine maiden girls, here comes Honjo Nia-chan in this cosplay!"

That night, just as Shido was finally recovering from his near death experience in the bath, Nia suddenly slid open the door and walked in wearing an armpit baring, miniskirt shrine maiden outfit.

"W-what are you doing dressed like that?"

Shido asked awkwardly.

He was sitting cross legged on the tatami, and from that angle he could clearly see the glimpse of panties beneath Nia's ultra short skirt.

"Obviously, I'm here to provide fanservice for you, boy! Now then—don't hold back, take a good look!"

Nia declared energetically.

"Oh? In that case, how about you put on a proper shrine maiden outfit and actually join the work tomorrow?"

Staring at her with a look that said 'I don't even know where to begin with you anymore', Shido replied.

"Ah! So the boy is the kind who likes forcing frail girls into high intensity labor, then enjoying the sight of them drenched in sweat and collapsing from exhaustion? How devilish!"

Nia wriggled dramatically.

"If you know you're a patient, then act like one!"

Shido shot back at full volume.

"Anyway, more importantly, you're playing a game? Fighting AI is boring, so let me recommend this instead."

As she said that, Nia rummaged through the pile of games and pulled out one box.

"Come to think of it, where did all these games even come from?"

Shido asked suspiciously. As far as he remembered, Mikoto's house did have a game console, but not this many games.

"Obviously I brought them."

Nia said with a grin.

"So it was you..."

That explained the mountain of games that had appeared out of nowhere. He had half thought Mikoto had gone to Akihabara and come back as some kind of hardcore gamer.

"Enough about that. Come on, try this one. It comes highly recommended by Nia-chan herself."

Nia shoved the game into his hands.

"What even is this?"

Shido loaded the game into the console.

He had expected some kind of new gal game, but instead it was a dungeon crawling game where you controlled various beautiful girls.

"It seems pretty normal, though."

Aside from the fact that defeating enemies earned you something called "Milk Points", it didn't look much different from any other ordinary game.

"Wait... where's the EXP?"

Before long, however, he realized the game had no such thing as experience points.

"Well, you see, boy, you have to use those Milk Points in the girls's private rooms to strengthen them."

Nia said cheerfully.

"I see. Let me try... Pfffft—!"

Shido selected one of the girls's private rooms, then chose the option to spend Milk Points on upgrades—at which point the screen suddenly zoomed in on the girl's chest.

"What the hell is this?!"

"This is the moment! Hurry up and knead those Milk Points into the girl's boobs! That's how she levels up!"

Nia said excitedly.

"Knead? With what?!"

"With the controller, obviously. Ah... unless you wanted to use the touchscreen on a handheld? I get it, I get it. Boys will be boys..."

"That's not what I meant!"

Shido shouted, all while using the controller to level up the character.

"Oh, and by the way, the girls's breasts get bigger as their level goes up. It's a great game, right?" (TL:Yes Nia)

Nia said with a grin.

"There's nothing 'great' about it! It's just plain erotic!"

Shido said in exasperation.

"Eh? I figured you'd definitely be into this kind of gentleman's game, boy."

Nia replied.

"I absolutely wouldn't."

Shido sighed tiredly.

"Ah... could it be because you've already had more than enough fanservice dumped on you today?"

At that moment, Nia smilingly pointed out everything Shido had gone through over the course of the day.

"Wait, how do you know all that, Nia?"

Shido asked in shock.

Even though Nia possessed an angel of omniscience, that ability shouldn't have been usable right now.

"Well, that's because..."

And so Nia explained what had happened at noon.

"So it was all because of you?!"

After hearing her out, Shido yelled.

He had never imagined that the mastermind behind the entire ridiculous chain of events that day was the grinning girl right in front of him.

"Ehehe. So what kind of fanservice did everyone give the boy? Let me use it as reference material for manga fanservice scenes."

Nia asked.

"There's no way I'm letting you use that as reference! If anything, I should be punishing you!"

Shido grumbled.

"Ah! By punishment, do you mean you're going to use the sword so thoroughly on me that I won't be able to get out of bed?"

Nia wriggled theatrically.

"Absolutely... not..."

Shido replied, completely worn down by Nia's flood of dirty jokes.

"Then let me ask seriously. What kind of girls do you like, boy? Forget personality for now—let's just talk boobs."

Nia asked.

"Why are you suddenly making a serious face for that question?!"

Shido shouted.

"Don't worry about it. Just answer."

"Ugh..."

Hearing that, Shido scratched his cheek shyly.

"If it were me... whether it's Nia, or Tohka, or Natsumi, or Miku... or Yakumo-senpai... I think everyone is a girl full of charm. So I think... all of them are... very... cute..." (TL:tch)

Though embarrassed, Shido still said what he truly thought.

"I see. That's quite the harem protagonist answer."

Nia stroked her chin and nodded.

"Pff... 'harem protagonist'..."

Hearing that, Shido felt a strange sense of exhaustion.

"But in that case, everyone should be satisfied now, right?"

At that, Nia looked toward the door.

Slide.

In the next instant, the door opened, and to Shido's astonishment, everyone was secretly gathered outside, eavesdropping on their conversation.

"Shi... Shido..."

Tohka said with a red face.

"S-Shido... san..."

"Ah, as expected of Shido-kun. Though really, you could stand to like Yoshino-chan a little more too. Right? Right?"

Yoshino and Yoshinon said.

"Well... this time... I suppose I'll let you off."

Kotori, back to black ribbons again, said in a tsundere tone as she bit down on her lollipop.

"Kukuku, as expected of you, Shido. We children of the typhoon shall magnanimously accept your answer."

"Exposure. Kaguya spent today hugging the drawing Shido made of her and giggling to herself."

"I-I was not giggling!"

Kaguya and Yuzuru smiled at Shido, then immediately started teasing each other again.

"Honestly, Darling, why did you run away?!"

Miku protested. Judging from the red marks on her wrist, Origami had apparently pinned her down with a hold afterward.

"..."

Natsumi turned her face away without saying a word. For some reason, her face was red.

"If you like it that much, then please don't hold back... I'll warm your futon for you later." (TL:Natsumiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

Origami nodded seriously.

"Ugh... Shido is so unfair. That just made everyone's affection go up, you know?"

Blushing, Mikoto touched a finger to her lips, then winked at him playfully.

"Everyone..."

Looking at all the Spirits who had suddenly appeared, Shido wore an expression of surprise and emotion.

"Hmm... so chest size doesn't matter? In that case, boy, you really are an ass man after all? So then—which do you prefer, a bigger butt or a smaller one?" (TL:Oh hell naw)

But Nia's very next line caused his expression to freeze solid.

"Um... everyone..."

Slowly, Shido turned his head and saw every single one of the girls looking at him with intensely expectant eyes.

(TL:This really is a goated side story)

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